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9 Jun 09

Pepsi sucks … I run off this idea that anything popular (Coca-Cola) is probably overrated. But this is just serious. I mean, Pepsi. You’re real bad at what you do. It’s like they bottled gym socks and rubbed coffee beans and grounded ex-lax on ‘em. I’m not even mad Coca-Cola treats their Columbian workers like it’s Amistad Deuce, they at least have pride in their work. I’d apologize to Pepsi drinkers, but they need our prayers more than our sympathies.

Pepsi sucks … I run off this idea that anything popular (Coca-Cola) is probably overrated. But this is just serious. I mean, Pepsi. You’re real bad at what you do. It’s like they bottled gym socks and rubbed coffee beans and grounded ex-lax on ‘em. I’m not even mad Coca-Cola treats their Columbian workers like it’s Amistad Deuce, they at least have pride in their work. I’d apologize to Pepsi drinkers, but they need our prayers more than our sympathies.